I've arrived in Vegas, y'all!
And I didn't write shit this week.
Sorry 'bout it.
Look out next week for my recap of the weekend's shenanigans.
Nothing of note has happened thus far. I drank a bunch of drinks. We got kicked out of a pool party that we definitely weren't cool enough for. I ate Dorito Mac & Cheese (and I won't be eating anything else for the rest of my life), and I drooled all over myself during a nap by the hotel pool.
See you next week!